You might have heard this one before, but we've changed the subject for obvious reasons...
There was this Leeds fan waiting for a bus and he was dying for a s**t.
He didn't know when the bus was gonna turn up and he couldn't wait any longer so he squatted down and did it on the pavement.
10 mins later the bus pulls up and the fan says "How much to Leeds"
The driver says "50p for you and half for your lad"
If you see a Huddersfield Fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.
Q: Why do Huddersfield fans plant potatoes round the edge of the McCalpine?
A: So they have SOMETHING to lift at the end of the season
Q: What's the difference between Huddersfield and a teabag?
A: A teabag stays in the cup longer
Q: What is the difference between a man with no tongue and a Huddersfield fan?
A: The man with no tongue has better taste.
Today is Lucas Radebe's 26th birthday and he will be having a meal with his team-mates tonight. However, they will have to eat with their hands as they have no silverware
Q: What's the difference between Nigel Martyn and a taxi driver?
A: A taxi driver only lets in four at a time.
Q: What's the difference between a Pyromaniac and Leeds football club?
A: A Pyromaniac wouldn't throw away all his matches!
Q: How can you tell when Leeds are losing?
A: It's five past three.
There was this group of people on a tour-bus. The guide on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a man got up and said that he could tell a Leeds joke.
Suddenly a bloke in the back of the bus said, "No, don`t do that. I`m a Leeds fan."
The guide looked at him and said, "That`s okay. We`ll explain it to you afterwards."
Martyn is so distraught after his latest blunder that he decides to end it all. He walks straight out of Elland Road and throws himself down in front of a number 9 bus. Luckily, it passes under him.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd
.....'cos we can't take the rip out of L***s or Huddersfield Clowns this season........anyway....
A Burnley fan takes his poorly cat to the vets. Presenting the wretched feline to the receptionist he says..
"Tha's summat up wi' me cat".
The receptionist says "Is it a tom?"
"No....." says Burnley...,"I brought it with me .."
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